Optimal fucking strategy according to the Otmar Szafnauer pregnancy model

Mind melting huge bong rip cunt serve

Turn to make a new religion just to fuck my mom

Not on my bingo card today

Not a vet tech, still horrified

“re-election condom”

Joe Pasquale the Mad Lad

Comedian Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness

The Queen of Chaos

“No, I don’t listen to anything popular”

If I go to the dentist, they might send me to war