Fox in a fox rescued from hole in floor in Birmingham

What about it?

Not bonkers, but just weird enough that no one’s said it before.

My ass hair is so thick when I have diarrhea it comes out as filtered drinking water

Long, rectal Chewbacca howls.

"who lives In the vagina of a young teen"

“Daddy”

Was there a Third Testament?

“Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality”

Big piss

“Why invent me at all?”

“I’d rather face Allah than be revived by an anal enabler”

“The glory is God’s”