Finally a good title

Have babies you communists

What about it?

Found under an Instagram post about childfree people

The alien do looks like a green anorexic vs of thanos with the ballsack chin

Find 44 diamonds up man’s Anus during routine traffic stop

Angry wookie noises in the background

If i eated yellow paint i dont eated because i did no i didnt

"They are long, rectal Chewbacca howls."

What about it?

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15o5luj/my_lactose_intolerant_gf_farts_audibly_throughout/

This would be the best sermon I’ve ever attended

Fox in a fox rescued from hole in floor in Birmingham

What about it?

Not bonkers, but just weird enough that no one’s said it before.

My ass hair is so thick when I have diarrhea it comes out as filtered drinking water

Long, rectal Chewbacca howls.