"They are long, rectal Chewbacca howls."

What about it?

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15o5luj/my_lactose_intolerant_gf_farts_audibly_throughout/

This would be the best sermon I’ve ever attended

Fox in a fox rescued from hole in floor in Birmingham

What about it?

Not bonkers, but just weird enough that no one’s said it before.

My ass hair is so thick when I have diarrhea it comes out as filtered drinking water

Long, rectal Chewbacca howls.

"who lives In the vagina of a young teen"

“Daddy”

Was there a Third Testament?

“Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality”

Big piss

“Why invent me at all?”