Driving instructor crashed his car into his very own school

What about it?

Name tops it all

Back to work boys...

Went on my roof to clean gutters. Discovered my power lines are just electrical taped together.

2nd day of 2nd degree burn

What about it?

No pain, surprisingly

I work from home and currently in a heatwave

What about it?

I saw trucks drive up and then boom! Power out. This was planned and I was never informed ahead of time .

Someone put my favorite mug in the dishwasher and chipped it right where my lips go, and replacements don't exist. RIP

The banana I just found in my backpack

What about it?

Reaching in for a pen, “what’s this weird leathery thing…”🤢 That’s what I get for grabbing a backpack I haven’t used in over a year.

They're gonna be wondering where that went.

Anyone up for some sink mac and cheese?

Dock workers totalled my car

How my day is going!