Why didn't Geordi just disable the site-to-site transporter lockouts and beam the One Ring directly from The Shire to the Crack of Doom?

Mothafucka

DOOR

He likes it raw and wriggling

Inappropriately decaled Dodge Chargers go brrrt

Enough of this Sam is the true hero stuff

What about it?

I’m tired of people calling sam the true hero just because Tolkien calls him the chief hero compared to Aragorn in one of his letters

r/TIL: Peter Jackson wanted Daniel Day Lewis to play Aragorn. My brain instead of sleeping:

Are Barbie amd Ken stupid ?

Be like Bill (the pony)

Bill is the true protagonist

A meme for every line in LotR: Day 221