Found these at a massive firework store. Only in rural Missouri

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Get your head out of the gutters

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Ummmmm....yeah, no notes.

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Maybe it's on the briefcase

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Wtf, Blippi?

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Saw this driving

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Figaro figaro figaarooo!

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Grip juice

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Air tight reasoning

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It's gonna spill

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The name of this seasonal taco is quite unfortunate

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