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With a better title

This handicapped parking job.

Well, what can I say...

Wife asked me to make half a pack of spaghetti

guys here's two guys with a banner

they do go well together

This isn't Easter Island.

Literally tongue in cheek

If you’re taking credit for the good stuff, you need to take responsibility for the bad

Going up the stairs can also give you a temporary lift