Landlord told us he fixed the window pane that fell out while we were out of town.

No concept of pull through parking

What about it?

Empty parking lot and they chose to park here

90 degrees at 8 pm.

Brand new skein of yarn, and this is the start of the yarn...

If you’re not gonna buy it don’t ruin it

What about it?

I get that usually people who use these bloks don’t really need them to be perfect but it still mildly infuriates me that people just wreck stuff they don’t own

My contact split in half and took 2 days to fall out of my eyelid

What about it?

My family kept telling me it was phantom pain and I was just being paranoid, until I showed them this photo and they didn't seem to care

Hairball

What about it?

How I have to prompt my wife to clean the drain after repeatedly asking her too. I’m bald so it’s not me…

Last time i let someon borrow my keyboard

(WARNING: HUMAN FECES) At what point does this become intentional? Guess who had to clean it up too.

Must have parked under a pterodactyl nest.

Just a Cobb-o salad

What about it?

I ordered the Avo-cobb-o salad from Red Robin. There is zero avocado in this salad. Still tasty, but missing that something special that gives it its name.