Last time i let someon borrow my keyboard

(WARNING: HUMAN FECES) At what point does this become intentional? Guess who had to clean it up too.

Must have parked under a pterodactyl nest.

Just a Cobb-o salad

What about it?

I ordered the Avo-cobb-o salad from Red Robin. There is zero avocado in this salad. Still tasty, but missing that something special that gives it its name.

Hook doesn’t have mounting holes.

What about it?

Purchase a 4-pack many years ago, finally found a use for the second pair, only to find a manufacturer defect.

I want to punch his face so bad

On my flight today

If you let your crotch goblins do this, you fucking suck.

If only there was a premade hole

Does the “push to open” ever actually work?

I just bought these wipers, opened them up to replace my old ones, and it's cracked. And of course, it's the driver's side wiper that has the crack in it