Went school clothes shopping with my son

Two separate stores forgot to remove the security tags and I didn’t think to check before we got home.

My barber butchered my hair lol

McDonald’s 2 for $6 deal actually makes my meal more expensive. There is no way to remove the deal either

Saw this somewhere else. Marriott trying to bamboozle people lol.

I see your 5 dollar Cheetos. I present you with 6 dollar Doritos..

I just pressure washed the patio.

Ah yes. The extended parking lot.

What the fuck is a sidewalk.

One of my co-workers likes to bend all the pen caps.

1 - 1 1/2 hour wait time for a sandwich 🫣

Bruh.

Taken on my potato phone

The big price isn’t the cost, but the “savings”