I think it's great you're a teacher, dad. So will you be lecturing from a text, or using a more Socratic method of interactive class participation?

“Yup! Gettin drunk at the ollll flower shop!”

Watch out, Radioactive Man!

This is nothing but dead, white male-bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

went to a toy and game show!

"Her turn-ons include thievery and liquor. Her turns-offs include underpants, pedestrians, and justice."

Best of Snake?

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

S7E18

“I shouldn’t have served those North Korean fortune cookies. They were so insulting: ‘You are a coward.’ No one likes to hear that after a nice meal.”

The Simpsons are going to Mexico!

Isn’t it strange that no Simpsons character introduced past Season 10 has been memorable?