Mam, can I have some empanada please?

Darn corporations rushing the arrival of money-making holidays.

this is pretty oddlyspecific

It didn't have to be this way

A very thin line indeed

Low effort, high anxiety

yeah, so annoying

Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again

I think it's great you're a teacher, dad. So will you be lecturing from a text, or using a more Socratic method of interactive class participation?

“Yup! Gettin drunk at the ollll flower shop!”

Watch out, Radioactive Man!