A very thin line indeed

Low effort, high anxiety

yeah, so annoying

Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again

I think it's great you're a teacher, dad. So will you be lecturing from a text, or using a more Socratic method of interactive class participation?

“Yup! Gettin drunk at the ollll flower shop!”

Watch out, Radioactive Man!

This is nothing but dead, white male-bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

went to a toy and game show!

"Her turn-ons include thievery and liquor. Her turns-offs include underpants, pedestrians, and justice."

Best of Snake?