Nearly exactly three years ago…
On August 25th, 2020, at roughly 11:59 PM, Illinois native Kyle Howard Rittenhouse accomplished a feat like no other, and forever changed the trajectory of the world. America’s beloved city of Kenosha was under attack by a mob of violent thugs. With the power of his immense courage paired with his pristine marksmanship, the 17-year-old successfully bagged a pedophile, a wife-beater, and a burglar in a matter of seconds. Ever since, the hometown hero has been relentlessly worshipped by billions. This notorious triumph will forever be known as The Kenosha Hat Trick.