Turned out exactly as I expected.

My friend sent me this, I laughed harder than I probably should have.

So I got drunk and started going through my girlfriend's phone. There was a bunch of texts going back and forth about going to dinner and a movie with "Taylor"

With a glow like that you don't need a flashlight at night

Yes. Seriously.

This facetuned family portrait. They even facetuned their kids, but I hid the faces since they are underage.

Saw this on tiktok 🙃

Uh, ok.

A lil' rapper you may or may not recognize

found this noseless gem in a yelp review of all places

Claims to be ageless

Tagged vs posted.

Insta bio: “professional photoshopper”