A string of weird sentences from my fav TV show.

Silly clown terrorist

"I lost 240 pounds and sometimes my shadows in photos look like Grimace"

Pudding skins

Homosexual Ukrainian Super Soliders

A college student pleaded to retake her online exam after a meatball fell and logged her out early

where'd Bob go?

They nerfed tomatoes

"aggravated homosexuality"

“Eggs are chicken periods”

Well, that’s certainly a different take on eggs…

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

What do I do now?