Out shopping this little guy

I encountered this one in Tulalip, WA at a J crew. What is this? Doesn't look like it can fly but is it dangerous? Sorry for the bad pic quality, I'm normally terrified of bugs and I was worried it would jump (on me) if I got too close🫤

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