How my GF eats muffins.

“No exceptions”….. except…..

Blue notes sends me this text * BLUENOTES BACK TO SCHOOL MEGA SALE STARTS NOW! 50% OFF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. NO EXCEPTIONS! IN-STORE AND @ https://rng.me/BN Txt STOP to end* I go to their webpage put a bunch of items in the cart, as kiddo needs a few more shirts, sweaters and PJs. Nothing is 50% off in the cart, even as I process through the steps. I then see the teeny tiny “select styles” that is only on this one photo on their website. Everything else says “No exceptions” “50% off absolutely everything”. Such BS advertising.

Mom, I love you and such.. but can you stop doing this every time you come over?

I know it's a minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things.. but it's still annoying.

Just carry your trash to the nearest trash can outside the bathroom

The amount of icing on my pop tart

One is decently covered in icing the other barely covered. Seems anymore they have less icing than normally did when I used to get them.

When you think your dad is checking in on you for the first time in years

My mother's Miele oven exploded

He literally ate an hour before this

Someone doesn’t like his diet Taught him not to jump on the stove counter, but apparently he does it when we’re not home to scavenge, even though he gets wet food twice a day and dry food in the afternoon. He is shameless.

Truck on Euro Truck Sim won't fuel up to 1,000L, but stays at 999L

Do I even need to explain why working at a fast food joint sucks? “Top sign reads cup opening inwards” and the bottom one literally reads “cups only, WITHOUT lid”

The scoop included with this lemonade powder is not sized to make measuring easy.