This has intense "Dennis Takes A Mental Health Day" energy

"Fucking tickets man, like- What was wrong with ticket counters? It was a great system, you walked up to the counter, paid the old bitch, and then you went on your trip."

Is it getting hott in here?

Looks like Bond has equipped himself for Ocular Patdowns.

RRYYYAAANNN

Woke up in the middle of the night and I need some milk

When you hover hand your photoshopped anime girlfriend

Good lord, what a moron

He made a point.

Why aren’t there any big major cities in this area of Texas?

What is that Hugh Lake right above Mascow

Why is it all Doritos.

What are these lines in central Angola?