Someone take away my reading rights, please! 🙏

Ok... welp... that's a thing...

My friends are weird...

Wild comments on Instagram

Straight from the tiddy of the gator

Spanking a basil leaf

NYT Cooking newsletter 9/1

They’re challenging expectations and traditions by poking the yolk.

Drunken men instead of cats

I‘d rather speak Hebrew in the 1940s than eat a Lunchable with no Capri Sun

My stepchildren hiss at me from the rafters

"man is working overtime in the rule 34 mines, prospecting for commentium"

The fuck