My stepchildren hiss at me from the rafters

"man is working overtime in the rule 34 mines, prospecting for commentium"

The fuck

So many new sentences to choose from

Interesting

no way he'll go fight dimitri

The fucking newspaper articles on the FRONT PAGE today

Salty cat

Naught to eat but death

Hey just like my mental health!

“The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack.”