So many new sentences to choose from

Interesting

no way he'll go fight dimitri

The fucking newspaper articles on the FRONT PAGE today

Salty cat

Naught to eat but death

Hey just like my mental health!

“The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack.”

What's wrong with these women?

I could turn Osama bin laden ... with reckless driving

Source: texting my gf about a murderer on the loose

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