So many new sentences to choose from

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no way he'll go fight dimitri

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The fucking newspaper articles on the FRONT PAGE today

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Salty cat

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Naught to eat but death

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Hey just like my mental health!

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“The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack.”

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What's wrong with these women?

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I could turn Osama bin laden ... with reckless driving

Source: texting my gf about a murderer on the loose

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tO All BItches of Reddit!

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