Spanking a basil leaf

NYT Cooking newsletter 9/1

They’re challenging expectations and traditions by poking the yolk.

Drunken men instead of cats

I‘d rather speak Hebrew in the 1940s than eat a Lunchable with no Capri Sun

My stepchildren hiss at me from the rafters

"man is working overtime in the rule 34 mines, prospecting for commentium"

The fuck

So many new sentences to choose from

Interesting

no way he'll go fight dimitri

The fucking newspaper articles on the FRONT PAGE today