Our fire department is throwing shade at the police.

I need to shower but someone's hogging the tub

Well that might be worth the risk...

I think I figured it out…

I am not saying that soccer fans are illiterate, but ...

Now in grocery stores just in time for back-to-school lunchboxes! I foresee VERY happy schoolkids at lunch, followed by class action lawsuits by the adults

Thank U Filadelfia Publik Skools. Your the Best.

Received this email this morning, disappointed no Comic Sans to complete the authenticity

Time to mess with a user and deploy their "new laptop"

How did Gimpy the Ballgag Penguin make it past the product design team???

Does Musk know about this? [OC]