No one showed up to my 25th birthday party (it doesn't start for another 4 hours)

In a train at the mall

All aboard

A chair sitting down

I wonder why it was sitting down…

I’m playing Pokémon on my calculator

Randomly looked at my odometer.

I have weed shampoo and conditioner

Uninteresting window view

My water damaged ceiling

Francesco is a weird looking car.

Never pause a Disney movie. Especially Cars 1, 2, and 3. What expression is that help-

The tree in front of my house we cut down earlier today is still there on google street view. (note: this photo is not of my house)

I have a silly pet as well and you don’t (except for the person with the dog and cat)