What seems weird and scary to you?

Favourite Apu quote?

"Wasted away again in Margaritaville...." "Searching for my lost shaker of salt... oh there it is!"

Hey, I'm a Buddhist!

How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?

What would you order in this bar?

It’s Kurn’s, stupid!

Oh yes, we won! We won, we won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won’t be going for pizza

Favorite quote where Moe's keeps talking in credits

Okay. Oh, this is a shell that, to me-- this is just me talking-- it looks like a helmet for a mouse.

Time to fertilize the lawn.

Two bucks...and it only transports matter...