Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

"Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for The Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

What seems weird and scary to you?

Favourite Apu quote?

"Wasted away again in Margaritaville...." "Searching for my lost shaker of salt... oh there it is!"

Hey, I'm a Buddhist!

How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?

What would you order in this bar?

It’s Kurn’s, stupid!

Oh yes, we won! We won, we won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won’t be going for pizza

Favorite quote where Moe's keeps talking in credits

Okay. Oh, this is a shell that, to me-- this is just me talking-- it looks like a helmet for a mouse.