Quiet, honey! You don't know how big this government is! It goes all the way to the president!

But Homer, on your way out if you wanna kill somebody it would help me a lot.

The alien has a sweet heavenly voice. Like Urkel. And he appears every Friday night. Like Urkel.

I wish my bank was at least this honest...

Favorite non-english joke?

While rare most hit good.

Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy. Take a note! From now on, I'm only going to be good and kind to everyone.

Jump Free Willy!

Oh there’s something wrong with what MY Malibu Stacy says…

Lisa, here is as the French say, "Le fake diorama."

Don’t you even know dignity when you see it ?!?

Uh-oh. The little fat boy and his family are in trouble.