Green beetle with black stripes, seen in northern England

Hi all, just trying to identify this beetle with my kid. No luck on Google, so I thought I’d come here!

What the hell is biting me in my sleep?

(I'm reaaaally hoping its not bedbugs)

Who is he???

Found in South East US in my kitchen. He got gently scooped and put outside but I don't know what he is.

What are these things?

Found four of them stuck to my stomach. I thought they were freckles/moles at first. They were very small ~1mm. Ripped them out. Online searches are pointing me towards larval ticks or crab louse? Located in Ontario, Canada. I golf quite a bit so could have picked it up on the course. Or from a random hook up. Any insight is appreciated. Thanks.

What is this bug

What is this? Found in my kitchen sink in the early morning. Located in Northern Michigan.

Spiny colorful caterpillar

Found this guy sitting on handle of baby wagon, almost grabbed accidentally. I know enough about bugs to know that spiky and wacky colors means poisonous, but wondering if this little guy would sting too. I used flat edge of an axe to carry him to a bush far away from house to be safe.

Found crawling on my pillow please tell me its not a bed bug

What is this little bug in the UK?

Spider egg sack? NY Zone 5b, 6a

Which one is this?Hudson Valley NY

anyone know what my window friend is?

this is big mama spider who has decided to grace us with her babies who have all taken residence up on my windows lol and i’ve become curious what kind of spider she is