This is not an actual eye

How many of your parents have had sex?

I ran 10 laps and feel amazing

To the folks with silly babies

I made no mistakes on today's connections game

Excuse me, u/QUINNYBEAN69, you’re not the only one with a silly boy, I do too, and she’s the silliest of boys.

Just a box of shoes 😐

It’s the leaning tower of pepsipepsipepsipepsimaxmaxmaxcherrycherrycherrycherrydoctordoctorpepperpepper

👍

Today is not my birthday

My laptop has a D key

I’m drinking chocolate milk and you aren’t