you guys arent the only ones with silly pets, can i join the club?

Calculator.

I have a cat

It's warm at work so I'm using this (unrelated to my job) Chartreuse fan.

I'm deleting my reddit account because i need to focus on studying for my GCSEs

I don’t know who Darien is

Wearing my Lidl trainers to shop in Lidl

People with autism

This is not an actual eye

How many of your parents have had sex?

I ran 10 laps and feel amazing