Ungodly amount of firewood

https://reddit.com/r/ask/s/gCpLjW1BJM

Everything… (on a post about a little spider going out for a drink)

War thunder moment

We are all museums of fear.

imparagrantē!

You guys want some allegra chicken?

Arachnid hued dirt juice

“Next, dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of the unborn child”

The next 120 minutes are apes jerking off on keyboards with no intermission or emissions.

He that he was a prophet or something and he told me he had taken a vow of celibacy because he had god like sexual prowess which was too dangerous to be wielded around mortals.

A vessel for pasta