After being on customer service chat with skip over an hour

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Ungodly amount of firewood

https://reddit.com/r/ask/s/gCpLjW1BJM

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Everything… (on a post about a little spider going out for a drink)

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War thunder moment

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We are all museums of fear.

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imparagrantē!

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You guys want some allegra chicken?

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Arachnid hued dirt juice

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“Next, dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of the unborn child”

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The next 120 minutes are apes jerking off on keyboards with no intermission or emissions.

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He that he was a prophet or something and he told me he had taken a vow of celibacy because he had god like sexual prowess which was too dangerous to be wielded around mortals.

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