We've all been there

“Oh, I’m fine, please keep going”

Can't get rid of him

I call spider 🕷️

It’s true

Getting serious out here. Haha

MFW the PiV part of sex is about to happen

where were they ?!

Lamentations by the elves commence

Got me feelin' like a King

I want to live like Sam in the Shire, marry a girl like Rosie, settle down, garden and drink half-pints with Proudfoots and my old Gaffer down the old Hobbiton pub.