Oh well you don’t say

That's one way to change people's lives.

That's how they should be named

On purchasing a first aid kit

Riding a bike while blind

If I had 10 years to practice navigating while blindfolded, yeah, I’d probably have a decent chance.

I would rather my student learn wit than learn how to regurgitate near-useless facts about the past.

My favorite is from 1961

i like to stay home alone

I feel like a jerk, but

I put in an order from a place pretty close to where I live, and left a 15% tip, and then I got a message from the driver asking me to increase the tip (attached). I don’t want to make a mountain out of a mole hill, and I understand being under tipped because I’ve driven for DoorDash in the past, but I would never even think about sending a message like this to a customer. Thoughts?

I had to triple check before I realized it was a joke.

As a Cat Servant, what do I do with the 35 cans of Dog Food DD delivered?