Why is this a stalemate?

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Holy (sex)tuple coincidence

Holy wait shit that isn't right

What should I do in this position? (I'm homophobic)

Fuck

fr*nch guy tried to play me in chess (I'm white)

Holy seventuple coincidence (We really ran out of jokes?)

Holy Sextuple Coincidence

Day 81.5: The fire nation pawn on h2.5 was kidnapped and tortured by a gigantic mongrel for an estimated ~1 hour. The black bishop was also narrowly saved from the beast this morning. The original white queen’s whereabouts are still unknown, presumed murder by the same suspect.

Holy Septuple Coincidence!