Holy octuple coincidence (yes)

What do I do in this position (I’m holy hell)

Holy karma farm. No mor coincidence

Holy octopus coincidence

I keep getting my ass kicked by Stockfish 5. To cheer myself up, I played Stockfish 3… Which was clearly dropped on its head a few times too many during early development.

Holy however many coincidences

Petition to make me a mod for one hour

Holy septuple coincidence

Holy nonuple coincidence

Holy eightuple coincidence (we truly have ran out of jokes)

Petition to petition to stop petitions