Elden ring after dark souls is the reason depression exists because when your controls are all swapped then you get to a boss fight then you scream so loud why did you not ducking heal what are you doing stop please just stop oh my god dodge why did you jump then you scream some more because you die

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It's more perfect than imagined. I like it very much.!

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What instances in this game could be considered allegorical rather than literal?

I was playing when I found these two: The fell twins. Now, their name and the place where they're encountered, make them clearly a reference to Mogh and Morgott and maybe we should not take them as another pair of omen twins. So, I just thought that maybe not everything in the game is literal, not everything is as it appears in game, and maybe there are more situations that can be interpreted in a simbolic way to try to tell us something. Someone has any ideas?

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Guess where the circle is

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Meme whit bad title

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why did radan get rot by melona? is he stupid?

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What might have caused such damage to the Divine Great Bridge?

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After almost 900 hours of playtime, i still learn new things every day. Summon Sellen at the Red Wolf Of Radagon? Mind blown.

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Help alexander

Im doing the alexander quest for the first time and he is not here

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What curse does Albus refer to if you kill him??

Just recently finished a lot of reading about various curses in the game, such as Dung Eaters or The Omens or even those who live in death if you would take that as a curse. But off the top of my (not that knowledgeable) head I can’t think of what curse Albus could be referring to when he says “Let the curse take the world”? I’ve not heard of any curses or anything associated with Albinaurics other than their legs dying lmao. Any ideas? (Very similar wording to “May Chaos take the world”, if that means anything perhaps?)

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What are some solid Elden Ring messages/quotes to work into a best man speech?

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