From 1 to 13, where would you rank him on the Karl Malone scale?

W for Adam Silver?

Explain it in NBA term

What’s this duo called

Where does this guy rank all time?

This “sport” does not get nearly enough hate

Explain in NBA terms

Take me back to this era.

You wake up to this man violently sucking your cock. What the hell do you do?

he is taking his talents to chocolate city

The fact that he was the starting pitcher on Lakers/Kobe night over the weekend makes this even funnier.