Request! 🎶 Hosing time 🎶
So basically since my very first watch of The Office - i have this stupid thought in my head:
Every single time that i hear Dwight say „It‘s hosing time, Aunt Shirley“- i immediately hear a line in my mind. It‘s like when Andy sings „Closing time“ - but just that it is „hosing time“.
A few years have passed and i do really wonder, that there isn‘t a clip of that already around. Is it just me who has this thought?
So dear musically talented members of Dunder Mifflin community - please can someone do a little „Hosing time“ cover? If the music is laid over the matching video clip that would of course be a massive bonus. Thank you in advance!
Let’s finally get down to it
THIS is the Scranton Strangler.
It makes the most sense that Michael would be somewhat responsible for creating the Scranton Strangler.
Michael rips up his $300 textbook in front of the entire class and this nerd doesn’t say a thing. He’s the type of guy that goes to his business class, sits alone, no real friends, and is the type of person to sit in the front row. He’s always been the type of person to get picked on and bottle up those emotions.
He meets his GF after class and notices his textbook is ripped up and she asks him what happened. After he explains what went down, she asks him if he did anything about it. He says no. That’s when she breaks up with him. He’s been too much of a wuss during the relationship and doesn’t respect him.
That’s when he loses it. He begins by torturing animals and stalking young women. Pretty soon he graduates to his first strangle. Then another. Then another…