After 3 years, it finally got me. After my wedding weekend too!

Both myself and my new wife tested positive. We were informed that one of the bridesmaids tested positive yesterday and his symptoms during the wedding. Time to make some apologetic calls 🤦‍♂️

Took a swig of my monster, choked on a wasp and now my throat is swelling.

I am financially ruined.

Lost my glasses in the ocean just now

Is that a missing enamel??

I was watching it for days to try to catch the funni number on a screenshot but forgot during the weekend and missed it

I was craving over easy eggs now im just over eggs.

I found a fried wasp in my McDonald’s Fries

Ate half the fries then dumped them out into my nugget container only to be met with dead fried wasp…

Mosquito bites from hunting, forgot bug spray

i think this has been here for a while...

R.I.P Steve Harwell