Don't mind the German "Just Eat" advertisement

Thread spitting facts

When you need to call someone dumb professionally

Combining 2 into an even better one

she sure do just by the looks of her

In response to a post that a child made about 911 on r/casualcanada

Calling a ranter a bleached turnip

Quicker if they're in front of the sink

She just obliterated herself

Just because you have ink doesn’t mean you have to print

Oof. Self roast.