Thought it was weevil shaped but the back is throwing me off

What is this bug.

Location is in northern Minnesota

Found this bad boy in my kitchen. How worried should I be?

Who is this funky 'little' guy

does this belong on antimemes?

What’s so important about age 26?

Rose was 17. Kate Winslet was 20-21 during filming

I owe my soul to the company store

Unrelated but its fine

Am at school rn

Someone said I have feminine hands

They'll have to sue for copyright infringement, and I hope they do, but all that "legal defense" grift money would end up going to the sheriff's office.

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/trump-mug-shot-georgia-t-shirt-cash-grab-rcna102825