Feel like this would get you arrested in the toilets of any other mid priced restaurant as well tbf.

Paid Barney for the best night of my life

I've impregnated shit that didn't even have a face 'till I turned it into an anime cat girl

https://reddit.com/r/StardewMemes/s/6diWdUm62r

100% biodegradable, carbon-negative fuel: baby paste

On a post about (attempting to) dye his own pubes

What a waste.

Julian what the fuck

Bentley Can’t Go Outside because It’s Raining

It’s too wet outside so I’ll just lie here and wait it out.

Enough work! Play with me!

My 6 month (Scout) old loves to look over the sunroof and bark at deer 🤦‍♂️

Her favorite thing to do when exploring Olympic National Park!

I love this photo so much