What do I do in this position? (I'm about to ejaculate)

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Queen is OP, nerf it

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Petition to add the first guy's flag idea but with text on the black part

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Save horsey from Ukraine

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Help!! I looked into the eyes of my opponent, and I'm now his subordinate. What do I do? I'm Brittanian btw

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Petition to change sub's anthem to this class song.

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What's this move called

Guys he's threatening my bishop call the police

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Should i open internet explorer in this position?

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What do I do in this position?

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Checkmate, atheists!

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Petition to make this the new flag of r/anarchychess. White because the average kid when losing in a game of chess will become french.

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