Holy double octuple coincidence

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What do I do in this position? (I'm hungry)

i think the giant wants the pawn in his butt. what do i do in this position?

What do I do in this position? My opponent just dropped this mf.

Sorry Roger

F**k this sub. I hate you all

Who is she?

Susilian defence

What do I do in this position? (I'm about to ejaculate)

Queen is OP, nerf it