Susilian defence

What do I do in this position? (I'm about to ejaculate)

Queen is OP, nerf it

Petition to add the first guy's flag idea but with text on the black part

Save horsey from Ukraine

Help!! I looked into the eyes of my opponent, and I'm now his subordinate. What do I do? I'm Brittanian btw

Petition to change sub's anthem to this class song.

What's this move called

Guys he's threatening my bishop call the police

Should i open internet explorer in this position?

What do I do in this position?

Checkmate, atheists!