The only lotr poem i can tolerate is the song Samwise sings about troll's boner.

On a scale of 1 (ring to rule them all) to 9 (kings of men) how worried are we?

You shall not pass....until the install-shield wizard is complete.

would you rather die from gimli or legolas

If Gandalf appeared on Wheel of Fortune.

My precious

It's pretty epic

Morgoth had feelings I guess

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Do you know how my phd thesis first came to be?

gollum the cable guy

Loss of my damn innocence

But let’s hear it for Lobelia eh!