"Not dark, but comfortable and hospitable as the dawn! Generous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Prancing Pony!" Barliman Butterbur if he were to wield the power of the one ring

The only lotr poem i can tolerate is the song Samwise sings about troll's boner.

On a scale of 1 (ring to rule them all) to 9 (kings of men) how worried are we?

You shall not pass....until the install-shield wizard is complete.

would you rather die from gimli or legolas

If Gandalf appeared on Wheel of Fortune.

My precious

It's pretty epic

Morgoth had feelings I guess

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Do you know how my phd thesis first came to be?

gollum the cable guy